Microfibre Poncho Towel for Surfing
Sometimes it feels like the world caters towards average. Like, by just doing what will make the most people happy. Scissors are right-handed, salaries are standardized, and single-length surf ponchos! Here at Parallaxx we believe in being resourceful with what we have, yes. And we also believe in being all-inclusive too. Personally being 188cm (6’2), I got tired of having a changing towel ‘skirt’ where my knees were cold and beachgoers would get an unintentional willy flash… it really defeated much of the purpose of a changing robe!
Our thick microfibre surf poncho
Comfort & Convenience In A Single Surf Accessory
- Created with the thickest 100% microfibre poncho fabric.
- Own a highly absorbent & quick-drying poncho.
Time To Get Rid Of Those Skirts Like Ponchos Of The Past
- Designed extra length & slightly wider for the taller humans among us.
- Keep your knees covered & legs warm too.
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- Fitted with the famous internal access pockets.
- Reach inside to grab anything underneath your poncho.
Its This Is Amazing For Traveling And Packing Away On Outdoor Trips
- Woven with a special blend of synthetic fabrics creating a unique microfibre.
- Enjoy fabric thickness while remaining light and compact.
You Have Found The Perfect Solution
- A gift idea that is ‘hard to buy for’ surfer.
- Stop making excuses that he wants nothing.
Many of my friends had the same problem and agreed that something needed to be done. The solution was simple - let's just cut the microfibre ponchos a little longer. Sure not everyone will need this extra length, but those like us will appreciate it.
My friends were not wrong! The tall buggers in Parallaxx community absolutely loved these and finally felt taken care of with a microfibre poncho made to fit them. It went further. Smaller people began reporting back that they also love the more spacious fit with an extra feeling of freedom too.
We stand behind our microfibre poncho with your total satisfaction guaranteed. Should you receive your product and any part of the product or service was not as you had expected, please contact us at: firstname.lastname@example.org. We are proud to be making a difference with the little things and so happy to be serving you in making whatever it is that you love even better.